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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Crazy Do You Know Fairy Glue Guarantee How Know Point You

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I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on the sobriety! Go get 'em!'

~Chris Farley

Topics: After Anymore Back Days Get Glad Go Good Good Job Job Me Ninety People Sober Sobriety Were

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You enter strong and you exit strong, and you're going to be OK.

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Topics: Enter Exit Going Ok Strong You

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Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Basically Character Different Him Just Only Play Volumes

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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Down Everybody Falls Laughs

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There's no control in life, is there? There's only one who's in control, and He'll take me when He wants me. I don't want to know about it. It's none of my business. But when it happens, I just ask that it won't be painful and that He forgives me my sins.

~Chris Farley

Topics: About Ask Business Control Forgives Happens He Just Know Life Me No Control None Only Painful Sins Take Want Wants

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I seem to get motivated a few months at a time, and then something stressful breaks the routine, and I just fold.

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Topics: Breaks Few Fold Get Just Months Motivated Routine Seem Something Stressful Then Time

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In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Half He King Land Nose Who

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People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

~Chris Farley

Topics: Average Bad Banana Guy Head Honey Idiot Laugh May Much Need Ourselves Peel People Say Screen Slip Time Up Us

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Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most outrageous guy in the room. In particular, I'm working on trying not to be that guy in my private life.

~Chris Farley

Topics: Although Always Comedy Feel Guy Having Kind Life Love Most Outrageous Particular Private Private Life Room Sometimes Trapped Trying Working I Love I Feel

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 15th, 1964

Died: December 18th, 1997

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