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It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

~Chelsea Peretti

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I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

~Chelsea Peretti

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I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

~Chelsea Peretti

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'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there's kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman.

~Chelsea Peretti

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I really want to interview Larry David.

~Chelsea Peretti

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People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology.

~Chelsea Peretti

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It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That's what this is like for me. I'm an emoji enthusiast.

~Chelsea Peretti

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I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community.

~Chelsea Peretti

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I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die.

~Chelsea Peretti

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We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends.

~Chelsea Peretti

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 20th, 1978

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