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'MasterChef''s preliminary stages deliver just the right level of almost-drama for viewers feeling shagged out after a hard day's fruitless existence.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: After Day Deliver Existence Feeling Hard Just Level Out Preliminary Right Stages Viewers

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My brain knows best-before dates are a con; my panicky gut treats them like a nuclear countdown.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Brain Con Dates Gut Knows Like Nuclear Them Treats

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It's a remarkable pace of which things change and adapt, and it's hard for us to keep up with as a species.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Adapt Change Hard Keep Pace Remarkable Species Things Up Us Which

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I remember I was changing to one phone from another and going through my old contact details, and so I was having to delete duplicate numbers to make room, and up came the name of someone who died, and... it felt hard to delete the name.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Another Came Changing Contact Delete Details Died Duplicate Felt Going Hard Having Make Name Numbers Old Phone Remember Room Someone Through Up Who I Remember

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With Boris Johnson, you don't think of him as a politician, oddly. You think of him as a media personality because he's a comic character. He's basically Homer Simpson. That makes him strangely bullet-proof.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Basically Because Character Comic He Him Homer Johnson Makes Media Oddly Personality Politician Simpson Strangely Think You

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If you're living in a dystopia, you don't necessarily want to look at another one.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Another Living Look Necessarily Want You

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We don't sit down and look at the news pages and think, 'How could we do an episode about that?'

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: About Could Down Episode How Look News Pages Sit Think

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God, people say 'Black Mirror' was horrible - it's nothing compared to the stuff that happens in 'Grimms' Fairy Tales.' It's mind-bending.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Black Compared Fairy Fairy Tales God Happens Horrible Mirror Nothing People People Say Say Stuff Tales

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If the Walkman had, by default, silently contacted your friends and told them what you were listening to, not only would no one have bought a Walkman in the first place, its designers would have been viewed with the utmost suspicion.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Been Bought Default Designers First First Place Friends Had Listening Only Place Suspicion Them Utmost Viewed Were Would You Your

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Humans will always babble. If someone wants to tweet that they can't decide whether to wear blue socks or brown socks, then fair enough. But when sharing becomes automated, I get the heebie-jeebies.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Always Becomes Blue Brown Decide Enough Fair Get Humans Sharing Socks Someone Then Tweet Wants Wear Whether Will

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Critic

Born: March 3rd, 1971

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