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If someone doesn't respond to a phone call, I think they've died.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Call Died Phone Phone Call Respond Someone Think I Think

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Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Acceptable Depends Ever Hacking Motive

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A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Clown Just Muffin

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I like technology, but 'Black Mirror' is more what the consequences are, and it doesn't tend to be about technology itself: it tends to be how we use or misuse it. We've not really thought through the consequences of it.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: About Black Consequences How Itself Like Mirror Misuse More Really Technology Tend Tends Thought Through Use

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Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Go Heart Romance Ultimate

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I've never lost that freelance mentality. You can't take a holiday because you're worried the work will dry up.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Because Dry Freelance Holiday Lost Mentality Never Take Up Will Work Worried You

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I didn't pass my degree due to never handing in an acceptable dissertation, and while it didn't harm me in the long run, my failure to complete the course properly probably led me to spend the next six years or so coasting, unsure of what to do next.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Acceptable Complete Course Degree Dissertation Due Failure Handing Harm Led Long Long Run Me Never Next Pass Properly Run Six Spend Unsure While Years

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New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Doing Enjoy Like New Resolutions Resolve Something Stop Then Think Work Year You

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What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: About Any Awful Clown Definitely Facebook Improve Like Makes Might Odd Photo Physical Posing Post Seem Shallow Space Stick While You

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Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

~Charlie Brooker

Topics: Cricket Even Ever Frame Freeze Happens Highlights Nothing Resemble

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Critic

Born: March 3rd, 1971

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