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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Carrier Compare Contest Delivered Getting Letter Love Message Pigeon Sending Someone Text

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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Am Attracted Broken Fun Going Guess Had Heart Heart Broken Her Hundred Hundred Times Looking Older Older Women She Three Times Two Who Women I Am

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My parents were really nice to me.

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Topics: Me Nice Parents Really Were

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Car Date Go Guys Horse Macho Pick Rather Show Up Want You Your

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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Animals Basically Men Okay Point Point Of View View

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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Being Comics Curse Disrespectful Edgy Liked Never Opposite Really Reason Some Somehow Thrive Toward Understood Women Words

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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Celebrate Masculinity Onstage

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My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Bit Cows Dad Disguise Dress Grass Green Idea Me Over Pasture Punishment Then Throw Up

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There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Hot Many Sexy Women

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I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

~Bryan Callen

Topics: Know Like Lot More Much People Talking Than Who

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: January 26th, 1967

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