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Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Absolutely Brilliant Eddie Him Love Something Would Write

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What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Always Laugh Made Makes Me Nixon Richard Richard Nixon

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I have one rave 'New York Times' review framed next to a flop 'Los Angeles Times' review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show. That's what happens. They love it, they hate it.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Angeles Flop Framed Happens Hate Los Los Angeles Love New New York New York Times Next People Rave Review Same Show Times Watched York

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As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everybody who wins, there are four people who don't. As the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and then they are bitter.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Always Bitter Doing Evening Everybody Fills First First Time Fond Four Hosts Losers Oscars People Room Telling Then Time Up Wears Who Wins

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My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Audience Broadway Fat Fell Hairspray Know My Own Natural Now Off Over Own Performance Revealing Said Six Skirt Spent Square Stage Suit Turned Why Years You

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Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how it is put together. It's like nothing else on earth. I'm writing a book about it, but I have to throw in my sexual escapades to make sure it sells.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: About Been Book Earth Else Every How Idea Like Line Make No Idea Nothing Oscar Put Sells Sexual Show Single Sure Throw Together Unless Writing You

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Of course I adored and wanted to be Catwoman. That goes without saying.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Adored Course Goes Saying Wanted Without

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My assistant says I'm an eBay auction waiting to happen. I have a very large collection of T-shirts... about 4,000 now. Maybe I'll pillage it someday. I have resisted the offers to do a line of T-shirts.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: About Assistant Auction Collection Happen Large Line Maybe Now Offers Resisted Says Someday Very Waiting T-Shirts Ebay

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I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Francisco Got More San San Francisco Than

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When AIDS hit, lots of people banded together to take care of each other and do what the government wasn't doing. When you grow up Jewish, as I have, you learn that everybody hates you, no one's going to help you, and you have to take care of yourself. That's a great maxim to the gay community, and we took it to heart; we took care of our own.

~Bruce Vilanch

Topics: Aids Care Community Doing Each Everybody Gay Gay Community Going Government Great Grow Grow Up Hates Heart Help Hit Jewish Learn Lots Maxim Other Our Own People Take Take Care Together Took Up You Yourself

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 23rd, 1948

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