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Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Also Anybody Bangkok Camouflage Cheap Generally High High Quality Holding Quality Safe Scared See Sell Shopping Super Thailand Wearing You

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I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Destination Favorite Many Vacation

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I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Am Because Candles Crazy Doing Generally Guys Just Lights Listens Me People Sad See Stand-Up Think Those Very I Think I Am

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I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Any Anywhere Chance Crowd Front Get Given Know Laughs I Can

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When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Finding Found Home Like Stand-Up

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You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Asians Brother College Cousins Different Different Kinds Family Go Good Gotta Just Kind Kinds Me Obey Parents People School Stuff Then Two Understand Who Wretched You

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Koreans are hilarious.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Hilarious Koreans

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I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: About Anything Business Honestly How Know Man Show Show Business Works

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I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated.

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Austin Because Best Bill Careers Comedians Crowds Dallas Houston Like Love Sam Some Started Texas Why I Love

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I like Columbus, Ohio, because it's Pleasantville for real. They have the nicest white people I have ever met, and I mean that!

~Bobby Lee

Topics: Because Columbus Ever Like Mean Met Nicest Ohio People Real White

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: September 17th, 1972

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