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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Grandchildren Kids Longevity Marriage Most Much Proud Really Very You

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I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Childlike Comedians Just Part Still Think I Think

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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Always Attention Because Comedians Never Out Really Vacation You

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Don't be silly and don't waste your time.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Silly Time Waste Your

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Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Because Blind Buddy Career Career Choice Choice Comedian Date Difference Got He Her Made Married Met Never Set Then Through Up Us Well Wife Would

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I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Because Between Confusion Gross Humor Kind Little Passing Same Same Thing Thing Think I Think

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No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Actually Laughing Like Matter Sound

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The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Constantly Daunting His Humor No Sense Place Schizophrenic Sense Sense Of Humor Unfriendly World

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Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Century Gave Insight Life Mark Mark Twain Mississippi Turn Twain Us

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More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my pleasure.' But that's the truth.

~Bob Newhart

Topics: Answer Come Get Laughter Me More More And More Older Older People People Pleasure Say Standard Thank Thank You Truth Up You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 5th, 1929

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