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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Actor Asked Benny Both He His Jack Moved Orphanage Parents Shot Something

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I have too much money invested in sweaters.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Invested Money Much Sweaters Too Too Much Too Much Money

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Guy He James Lets Live Love Other Scene Where

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Bathroom Brothers Dance Grew How Learned Six Up Waiting

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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

~Bob Hope

Topics: All Religions Benefits Blow Hate Hereafter Religions

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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Kids Like Mine Wonderful

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

~Bob Hope

Topics: About Chicken Israel Only Soup The Only Thing Thing

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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Got Like Rich Swing You

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Crime Make Only Rites Two Where Wrong

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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Always England Even Hollywood

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 29th, 1903

Died: July 27th, 2003

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