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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Crew Liberty Make-Up People Restoring Same Statue Statue Of Liberty Wonderful

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Apart Dogs Fast Miles Trees Why

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Hopelessly Kisses Lazy People Throw Who

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Anything Feel Nap Noon Old Till Time

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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Go Love Money Near Only Washington I Love

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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Always Been Course Myself Place Right Right Place Steered Time

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Age Around Middle Middle Age Show Starts Your

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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Approaching Direction Forty Help Said She Wondering

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Came Down His Name Off Personally Piano Play She Started

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I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

~Bob Hope

Topics: Any Bar Gets Hotter Like Low Play Stay Than

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 29th, 1903

Died: July 27th, 2003

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