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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Cake Candles Cost Getting Getting Old Know More Old Than You

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Bank Lend Money Need Place Prove Will You

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Almost Bearable Even Hopeful Laugh Seen Something Tears Transform Unbearable

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Fun Game Golf Play Recreation Watch Work You

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Country Egg Lay

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Find Give Glow Great Greatest Happiness Occasions Off Past Recall Retrospect Simplest Things

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

~Bob Hope

Topics: Burn Ever Good Heard Heart Humor Hyena Laughing Sense Sense Of Humor You

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Get Never Stop Take Time Tired Unless You

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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Any Charity Got Heart Kind Trouble Worst You Your

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

~Bob Hope

Topics: Back Bad Bad News Coming Good Good News He Jesus News Off Really

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 29th, 1903

Died: July 27th, 2003

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