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I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make.

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Dumb Every Grateful Joke Make Mistake Stupid Tried I Tried

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I would say don't take advice from people like me who have gotten very lucky. We're very biased. You know, like Taylor Swift telling you to follow your dreams is like a lottery winner telling you, 'Liquidize your assets; buy Powerball tickets - it works!'

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Advice Assets Biased Buy Dreams Follow Follow Your Dreams Gotten Know Like Lottery Lucky Me People Say Swift Take Taylor Taylor Swift Telling Tickets Very Who Winner Works Would You Your Your Dreams

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Your hard work and talent will not pay off.

~Bo Burnham

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Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Deep Depression Existential Like Lose Once Once A Week Oneness Self-Worth Sense Slip Week Where

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I don't want to put meaning on what I do because I don't know what it is.

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Because Know Meaning Put Want

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There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Between Bit Blurred Certain Jokes Line Mind Music Poetry

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People look at me and go, 'He's only successful because he's got a bunch of 16-year-old girls at his back who don't understand comedy.' Well, they do. In any case, no one hates me more than I do; no one's more self-conscious about that than I am.

~Bo Burnham

Topics: About Am Any Back Because Bunch Case Comedy Girl Go Got Hates He His Look Me More Only People Self-Conscious Successful Than Understand Well Who I Am

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I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Annoying Call Everyone Find Like Slightly

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I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.

~Bo Burnham

Topics: Complete Hypocrisy Hypocrite Never Say Sleeve Think Wear Would I Think

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My success, literally, is your success figuratively.

~Bo Burnham

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 21st, 1990

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