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Our professor was Marty Scorsese. Marty was a graduate student, or Mr. Scorsese, which is what I had to call him, and still do when I see him 'cause he gave me a C.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Call Cause Gave Graduate Graduate Student Had He Him Marty Me Our Professor Scorsese See Still Student Which I See Mr

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As a comedian, you have everything working against you.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Against Comedian Everything Working You

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That whole concept of 'I want to really go after people' - I don't understand that. Is it a roast, or is it an awards show?

~Billy Crystal

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I went to my first game May 30, 1956, and Mantle was in the beginnings of his Triple Crown season. And he was drop-dead handsome.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Beginnings Crown First Game Handsome He His Mantle May Season Triple

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My dad died when I was 15 and worked way too much.

~Billy Crystal

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I was raised mostly by my mom.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Mom Mostly Raised I Was Raised

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When I was about 21 and just about to get out of college at NYU, Vietnam was raging, and I was a frustrated musician for a little bit.

~Billy Crystal

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The Academy and the Oscars have been very gracious to me.

~Billy Crystal

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I've worn down America.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: America Down Worn

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I pride myself in being able to survive just about any situation on stage now. I can handle pressure.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Able About Any Being Handle Just Myself Now Pressure Pride Situation Stage Survive To Survive I Can

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 14th, 1947

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