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I never felt I had my 15, 16, 17 kind of years the way I maybe should have. It's a huge dent in you that it's hard to knock out and make it all smooth again.

~Billy Crystal

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I'd stand on a coffee table, and my cousin Edith would give me dimes, and you put the dimes on your head... And when your forehead was full, show was over.

~Billy Crystal

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When I was growing up in the house, we'd watch the Oscars.

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I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do.

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I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years... and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

~Billy Crystal

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I was always looking for something else to do most of the time, until I got into the acting program. Then, I really found myself.

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I really could've been a good student, but I was always hearing an imaginary audience.

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We're seeing this disintegration of the family movie into these blockbuster things that kids should not be exposed to with explosions, carnage and violence.

~Billy Crystal

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That's still the greatest high, that feeling of being in control of 2,000 people. It's me and them, and I like the odds. It's not even so much the funny. It's getting them quiet. In the quiet moments in '700 Sundays,' I just really love that they're getting moved.

~Billy Crystal

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My Aunt Sheila was terrifying! She would put a napkin in her mouth and say, 'You've got something on your face, dear. Let me just scratch that off your face. Let me sand your cheek.'

~Billy Crystal

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 14th, 1947

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