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When you're 65, you're surprised by what turns you on.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Surprised Turns You

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I think it's like a relay race. You run, and you hand over the baton, and your kids pick it up. They take the stuff they want, throw the rest away, and keep running. That's what life is about.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: About Away Baton Hand Keep Kids Life Like Over Pick Race Relay Rest Run Running Stuff Take Think Throw Up Want You Your I Think

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I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times that I can honestly say I was nervous. The first was when I knew Mel Brooks was in the audience, and the second was when Sid Caesar came.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Audience Brooks Caesar Came First Honestly Knew Nervous Now One-Man Only Over Performed Say Second Show Sundays Times Two Were I Can

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The truth is, in this age of Instagram and Facebook and Snapchat, we know way too much about athletes - and it's their fault.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: About Age Athletes Facebook Fault Instagram Know Much Snapchat Too Too Much Truth Truth Is Way

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I can always say I led off for the New York Yankees. It's an amazing feeling.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Always Amazing Amazing Feeling Feeling Led New New York Off Say Yankees York I Can

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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: America Aside Auto Biggest Export Going Now Oscar Parts Things Way Well Wheat

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That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: About Flowing Free Jazz Soul Thing Your

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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Always Book Doing Elementary Elementary School Even Go Improvising Off Plays School Shows Start

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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Kid Scary

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Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Acting De Niro He More Niro Nobody Than Truthful

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 14th, 1947

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