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Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Albums Bill Bill Cosby Bob Bring Comedy Cosby Dad Developing Had He Home Influenced Listen Listening Music Often Really Started Store Style Taste Would

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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Front Muscle Really Some Stage World You

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'Parental Guidance' combines comedy and pathos in the best way.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Best Best Way Comedy Guidance Parental Pathos Way

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I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50 a day, and whenever a teacher was absent, I'd substitute. I taught everything from English to auto shop.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Absent Auto Day English Everything High High School Junior Junior High Junior High School Made Office Per Same Sat School Shop Substitute Taught Teacher Whenever

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I never stopped believing in us, and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Anything Believing Except Father Felt Going Like Never Stopped Us Wanting

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I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Admit Bit Little Little Bit

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Rehearsals are for gags.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Rehearsals

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I don't like to watch my work after I do it because it just - I'll always look at the wrong things.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: After Always Because Just Like Look Things Watch Work Wrong Wrong Things

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As far as the media goes, I'm driving in the left lane at 28 miles an hour.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: As Far As Driving Far Goes Hour Lane Left Media Miles

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It's like being a gym rat, but you're a theater rat, and then that becomes your fraternity house. That becomes your extended family.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Becomes Being Extended Extended Family Family Fraternity Gym House Like Rat Theater Then You Your

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 14th, 1947

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