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Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: After Alive Basic Connect Food Good Good Movie How Human Humans Love Most Movie Need Popcorn Reminds Sex Third Us

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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Could If I Could Only Remember Same Same Things Things Those

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There used to be that you only had four or five critics that you would look to for intelligent conversation, but now there are millions of people who can just press 'send,' and everyone's got an opinion even if no one cares what they say. It makes things a little bit tougher.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Bit Cares Conversation Critics Even Everyone Five Four Got Had Intelligent Just Little Little Bit Look Makes Millions Millions Of People No One Cares Now Only Opinion People Press Say Send They Say Things Tougher Used Who Would You

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Gentlemen, start your egos.

~Billy Crystal

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My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Always Could Did Done Going Mind Myself Need Relentless Thinking Way Well

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I never missed a birthday. I never missed a school play. We carpooled. And the greatest compliment I can ever get is not about my career or performance or anything; it's when people say, 'You know, your girls are great.' That's the real thing for me.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: About Anything Birthday Career Compliment Ever Get Girl Great Greatest Know Me Missed Never People People Say Performance Play Real Real Thing Say School Thing You Your I Can

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To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Ball Day Further Guys His Hit Mantle Mickey Natural Nobody Strength Than

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My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's how my wife and I are. I still feel like we're dating.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Always Being Dating Feel How Like Looked Loved Parents Still Them Together Took Wife

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My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Ever Fun Grandchildren Grandparents Had Invented Me More Than Were

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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Always Anything Area Back Death Doing Hand How Kids Love Own Play Push Raising Really Remember Respect Saying Spoil Them Then Way Where You Your

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 14th, 1947

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