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As I sit here writing and look across the room at Janice, I keep thinking of the most heartbreaking question: which of us will go first?

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Across First Go Heartbreaking Here Keep Look Most Question Room Sit Thinking Us Which Will Writing

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I can't bear to think of life without Janice. I want to go first because I don't want to miss her, because that would be a pain far worse than any death.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Any Bear Because Death Far First Go Her Life Miss Pain Than Think Want Without Worse Would

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My mum, Helen, was hilarious. She had a tremendous sense of humour and was a great singer and tap dancer. For many years, she was the voice of Minnie Mouse in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. She would be in the float as it came along, singing whatever the Minnie Mouse song of the day was. She was a really big spirit in my life.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Along Big Came Dancer Day Float Great Had Hilarious Humour Life Many Mouse Mum My Life Parade Really Sense She Singer Singing Song Spirit Tap Thanksgiving Tremendous Voice Whatever Would Years

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My girls turned out great.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Girl Great Out Turned

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The decision-making process was very difficult: is this how I want my career to start, with playing Jodie Dallas on this show?

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Career Dallas Decision-Making Difficult How Playing Process Show Start Very Want

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Your first friends are your truest friends, I find. And the ones that stick are really special.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Find First Friends Really Special Stick Truest Your

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No disrespect to Sweden: I didn't think of them as the comedy universe.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Comedy Disrespect Sweden Them Think Universe

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When you're the host of the Academy Awards, and you grew up watching Bob Hope and Johnny Carson, and now it's your turn, and you get a chance to run with the baton on the relay for a while, I really embraced it and just really loved being there.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Academy Academy Awards Awards Baton Being Being There Bob Chance Embraced Get Grew Hope Host Johnny Johnny Carson Just Loved Now Really Relay Run Turn Up Watching While You Your

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When I first started, there were, like... two or three critics that you thought, 'Alright, I hope I get a good review from them.' And now there's millions of them.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Alright Critics First Get Good Hope Like Millions Now Review Started Them Thought Three Two Were You

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I started writing in 1948 - basically.

~Billy Crystal

Topics: Basically Started Writing

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 14th, 1947

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