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There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Death Dream Imagination Life Only Ourselves Thing

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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Black Eye Like Paint Spray Taking Television Third Watching Watching Television Your

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Any Child Children Full Full Time How Job Know Smarter Than Time Us

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Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Entertaining Fun Highly Supposed Ultimately

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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: America Itself Kingdom Outside People Share States United United Kingdom United States

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I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Anymore Average Band Funk Say Than Touring

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Am Bitter Cold Cruel How Mean Out Sound I Am

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I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Actually Any Catholic Fact Just Offended Sorry You

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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: America Being Fundamentalists Irony Itself Literally People Run Seeing Sense Share States Take Things United United States Which Who

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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

~Bill Hicks

Topics: Beneath Denial See Thanks Through Use You Your I See

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 16th, 1961

Died: February 26th, 1994

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