KeenBrain
KeenBrain
KeenBrain

Bill Burr Quotes


Share this page on

Quotes by Bill Burr

Showing 51-55 of 55 Quotes by Bill Burr

A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Change Comedian He Kid Plumber Style Way You Your

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Got Just Laugh Make Next Next Time Show Them Thinking Time Up

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I don't think that hard about why people come out to my shows or trying to influence them or anything. I'm just happy that they show up.

~Bill Burr

Topics: About Anything Come Happy Hard Influence Just Out People Show Shows Them Think Trying Up Why

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


People focus too much on whether there's a Democrat or a Republican in office. It's not like this guy Kim-Jong Un got into power the second Trump got into power. It's not like he wasn't a problem. It's not like we haven't had warmongers. It's not like corporations haven't been the main influence on what we're doing around the world.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Around Been Corporations Democrat Doing Focus Got Guy Had He Influence Like Main Much Office People Power Problem Republican Second Too Too Much Trump Un Whether World

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete or something. Like he wasn't doing the exact same thing everybody else was doing.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Always Athlete Depicted Doing Else Everybody Everybody Else Exact He Hilarious Like Obama Playing Retired Same Same Thing Some Something Thing Think Way I Think

Keywords: None


Suggest an Edit


Cite the source


Save to Favorites


Collect


Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 10th, 1968

Links

Find Bill Burr on Amazon

Related Authors

George Carlin
Rodney Dangerfield
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Groucho Marx
P. J. O'Rourke
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

Popular Authors

Ambrose Bierce Viktor E. Frankl Sigmund Freud Vincent Van Gogh Alexander Hamilton James Madison Marilyn Monroe Rainer Maria Rilke

Change your beliefs...change your life.

Get a related quote or insight every day.

(it's 100% free)

Follow Us On

Today's Birthdays

1675 - Edward Teach

1804 - Franklin Pierce

1860 - Hjalmar Branting

1862 - Gilbert Parker

1887 - Boris Karloff

1888 - Harpo Marx

1896 - Klement Gottwald

1916 - Michael Gough

1919 - P. F. Strawson

1920 - Paul Celan

Birthdays on November 23rd
All Birthdays

Popular Topics

Anger Christmas Design Education Jealousy Medical Nature Society