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I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?

~Bill Burr

Topics: Angels Dad Day Did Gets Gotta Honest Jealous Just Kind Making Mom Out Sometimes Stop Take Talk Those Way Where Women You Your

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They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Amazing Because Disappoint Guy Guys Heroes Humor Just Like Meet Say Sense Sense Of Humor Sweetheart Them They Say Those Two Want You Your

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Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Actually Books Carnegie Carnegie Hall Go Good Great Hall Highway Like Looks Next Pictures Pile Right Rocks Say See Then They Say Which You

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Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Freedom Great Total

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I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

~Bill Burr

Topics: About Clubs Comedy Crowd Days Happened Nyc Packed Small Stage Thursday Took Tuesday Were

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I think some people really change when they become a dad. Like, I've changed in different ways. I - but, like, my comedy hasn't changed. And I've also seen people do that where you become this - you become a dad, and then all of a sudden, you're trying to be a role model.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Also Become Change Changed Comedy Dad Different Different Ways Like Model People Really Role Role Model Seen Some Some People Sudden Then Think Trying Ways Where You I Think

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As far as my mindset changing, I see myself having more empathy in my older age.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Age As Far As Changing Empathy Far Having Mindset More Myself Older See I See

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When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Bad Breaking Breaking Bad Knots Stomach Watch

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I think I just say what I'm thinking. And - you know, if people relate to it, they relate to it, but - I really - you know, if you really listen to me, I don't have my finger on any pulse.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Any Finger Just Know Listen Me People Pulse Really Relate Say Think Thinking You I Think

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I can't quite remember who I voted for president. It wasn't Trump or Hillary, though. I didn't like either one of them.

~Bill Burr

Topics: Either Hillary Like President Quite Remember Them Though Trump Voted Who

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 10th, 1968

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