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A beautiful plant is like having a friend around the house.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Around Beautiful Friend Having House Like Plant

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I was born fat and have always been, which was just fine and even healthy and cute until I turned ten or so. Puberty hit like a hurricane and brought a new set of rules. All of a sudden it was my fault I was chubby.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Always Been Born Brought Chubby Cute Even Fat Fault Fine Healthy Hit Hurricane Just Like New Puberty Rules Set Sudden Ten Turned Until Which I Was Born

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I'm a great believer in karma, and the vengeance that it serves up to those who are deliberately mean is generally enough for me.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Believer Deliberately Enough Generally Great Great Believer Karma Me Mean Serve Those Up Vengeance Who

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When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra Streisand's flawless eyeliner, only to comb it all out and wash it all off before stepping out into the world a butchish bisexual teen.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Bathroom Before Bisexual Comb Duke Flawless Hair Hours Like Lock Myself Off Only Out Recreate Stepping Streisand Teen Teenager Trying Wash World Would

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I've had a ton of fast-food jobs - it changes your approach to human interaction forever.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Approach Changes Fast-Food Forever Had Human Interaction Jobs Ton Your

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I believe I owe all the best parts of my adulthood to embracing my imperfections and showcasing them.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Adulthood Believe Best Embracing Imperfections Owe Parts Them I Believe

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My number-one theory in life is that style is proportional to your lack of resources - the less you have, the more stylish you're likely to be.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Lack Less Life Likely More Proportional Resources Style Stylish Theory You Your

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With a stretch belt, anything can be a dress - a dinner napkin, a tablecloth, even a towel. Just wrap and snap, and away you go in an incredible outfit. Another plus is that the belt will pull all eyes to your lovely curves, and they even look good around a coat or a jacket.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Another Anything Around Away Belt Coat Curves Dinner Dress Even Eyes Go Good Incredible Jacket Just Look Lovely Outfit Plus Pull Snap Stretch Towel Will Wrap You Your

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In moments when I question if I should be having kids, I think of all those phone calls from my sister-in-law, in which, 3,000 miles away, I hear my nephews screaming for her attention. I tell her I have to go because I am packing to leave for Europe, and her tone flatlines: 'That must be nice.'

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Am Attention Away Be Nice Because Calls Europe Go Having Hear Her Kids Leave Miles Moments Must Nephews Nice Packing Phone Phone Calls Question Screaming Should Tell Think Those Tone Which I Think I Am

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Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

~Beth Ditto

Topics: Achieve Barbra Streisand Bars Believe Blew Chocolate Combination Eat Film Five Friends Funny Girl Hang Happiness Heal Here Least Off Old Out Pals Peace Prescription Streisand Those Through Times Truly Very Watch World World Peace Wounds You Your

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Musician

Born: February 19th, 1981

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