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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Because Complains Just Just Because Mean Nobody Parachute Perfect

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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Afford Again Back Better Cigarettes Day Gave Her Looked Oh One Day Out Smoke Smoking Take Then Thought Took Up Well

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Girl Grand Like Pianos Upright

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That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Business Insincerity Show Show Business Sincere

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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Against Being Bomb Bombs Cut Fly Million Million Times Next Next Time Odds Plane Take Time Times Two You

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Do unto others, then run.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Do Unto Others Others Run Then Unto

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Breathe Could Hardly Hers Hot Pants Those Tight Were

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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

~Benny Hill

Topics: Against Girl Half Like Naked Often

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: January 21st, 1924

Died: April 20th, 1992

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