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When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Good Lot Night Perpetual Road Search Sleep You

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You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?'

~Artie Lange

Topics: Around Book Gambling Get Going Hey Know Mirage Problem Scores Sports Walking You

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When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.

~Artie Lange

Topics: About Almost Could Get Got Honest Job Laughs Life Like Open Pryor Realized Really Richard Richard Pryor Something Stern Where You Your

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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

~Artie Lange

Topics: About All Day Because Dates Day Drives Guy Guys He Him How Knows Laugh Make Million Model Morning Now Plumber Real Regular Relates Still Talent Those Who

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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Drink Drinking Moderation Point Sometimes You

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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Am Anything Business Correct Course Get Going Like Play Politically Politically Correct Show Show Business Two Ways I Am

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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Because Being Big Boss Funny Got Greatest Guy He Looking Now Regular Similarity Stern Who World

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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Am Easiest Guy Lack Life Live My Life Stability I Am

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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Depressing Did Die Ever Hoping Most People Thing Websites You Yourself

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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

~Artie Lange

Topics: Everytime Fine Go Kind Seem Some Vegas

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: October 11th, 1967

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