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A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Adventurer Pipes Plumber Source Traces Who

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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Blood Blood Pressure High High Blood Pressure Library Newspaper Pressure

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A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Back Climb Fellow Fence Good Neighbor Over Over It Smiles Who You

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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Alimony Buying Dead Dead Horse Horse Like Oats

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It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Both Drowning Ends Helpful Man Rope Throwing

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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Bad He His Hours Insomnia Office Sleep

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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Big Big Things Face Little Little Things Only Print Things Thumbs You Your

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The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Another Carelessness Ladies Looked Over

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She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: Fault Generous Her Own She

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If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

~Arthur Baer

Topics: End Laid Laws Our Would You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Journalist

Born: January 9th, 1886

Died: May 17th, 1969

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