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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Fart Go Humanity Jokes Let Go Piece You

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I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Both Clown Get Masks Smiling Tattoo Two Were Would

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It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing experience you'll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.' And then the second the baby comes, everyone's like, 'Welcome to hell! Ha ha ha! You fool!'

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Baby Ever Everyone Expecting Experience Fool Get Heaven Hell Incredible Interesting Life-Changing Like Magic Most Pregnant Ready Second Then Welcome Wife You Your Yourself

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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: College Day First Graduating Last Life Means School Worse Wrong You Your

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I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.'

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Before Even Knew Like Live Looked Never Night Saturday Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Suit Worked

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It's harder to do anything in the public eye now, in terms of if you're worried about scrutiny or being judged negatively. It's not as much of a free ride. If you're someone who's making film or TV or music, or any kind of art form now, there's a billion outlets, and they all have an opinion.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: About Any Anything Art Art Form Being Being Judged Billion Eye Film Form Free Harder Judged Kind Making Much Music Negatively Now Opinion Outlets Public Public Eye Ride Scrutiny Someone Terms Tv Worried You

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If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: About Dealing Dollars Every Gotten Had Look Lot Pennies Penny Strange Strangers Street Which You

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I love Agassi - I really followed him a lot when I was a teenager and remember when guys like him and Michael Chang were just unstoppable. He was really inspiring. Every match was so dramatic and exciting. The guy played with a lot of heart.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Dramatic Every Exciting Followed Guy Guys He Heart Him Inspiring Just Like Lot Love Match Michael Played Really Remember Remember When Teenager Unstoppable Were I Love

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I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Account Actually Am Facebook Friend Mark Mark Zuckerberg One Friend Only Private I Am

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I'm from Berkeley, so I don't really aspire to a lot of glitzy stuff. But things like having a home that I'm comfortable in or leasing a car that I'm comfortable in, basic everyday kind of stuff, I will splurge for that.

~Andy Samberg

Topics: Aspire Basic Berkeley Car Comfortable Everyday Having Home Kind Like Lot Really Stuff Things Will

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 18th, 1978

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