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I love watching TV.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Love Tv Watching Watching Tv I Love

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I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Else Everything Everything Else Laugh Love Making Microphone Part People Room Standing Work I Love

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I'm super grateful that there wasn't social media when I was a kid, but that sort of self-doubt crept in at a young age. It's bullying. It's the comments here and there, and maybe somebody says something to you that they don't even mean to be a mean-spirited comment, but they'll just kind of say it to you in passing.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Age Bullying Comment Comments Even Grateful Here Just Just Kind Kid Kind Maybe Mean Media Passing Say Says Self-Doubt Social Social Media Somebody Something Sort Super You Young Young Age

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My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Around Brush Face Regimen Splash Teeth Up Wake Wake Up Water

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I have a healthy relationship with food. My problem is, as a comic, I eat dinner late. But I'll have a smoothie for breakfast every morning, and I keep it pretty low-carb and healthy during the day. At night, I'll have a basic protein, quinoa, and vegetables.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Basic Breakfast Comic Day Dinner Eat Every Food Healthy Keep Late Morning Night Pretty Problem Protein Relationship Vegetables

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What's good about not being a model is that it's not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won't affect me. I have never gotten anything done because I'm, like, so gorgeous. I'm good-looking enough that I can work in the business.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: About Affect Anything Because Being Business Done Enough Good Good-Looking Gorgeous Gotten Like Looking Me Model Never Older Once Start Thing Trade Work I Can

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 1st, 1981

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