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I am not a racist.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Am I Am

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I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Day Ford Forget Model Never Never Forget Quite Realized Thought

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The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Couple Hudson Jennifer Jessica Last Missed Out Roles Wilde

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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: About Being Comfortable Feel Heavy Jokes Mad Makes Me My Own Own Right Should Skin Someone True Very Where I Feel

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I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Always Anything Been Dark Darker Drawn Forced Humor Nothing Really Say Shock Value

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To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Best Communicate Find Funny Great Naturally Need Order Out People Really Saying Stand Vehicle Work You

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I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Always Attractive Because Brought Devoted Extremely Fairly Girl Gorgeous Mom Mother Myself Notion Thanks Think Thinking World I Think

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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Create Express Jokes Like Myself Stuff Through

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I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Eat Hard Healthy Out Pretty Tend Though Work Work Out

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I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

~Amy Schumer

Topics: Could Funniest Funny Headlines Just Laugh Make People Say Stuff Thing Think Trying Will I Think

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 1st, 1981

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