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My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

~Alan King

Topics: Accident Car Car Accident Cousins Eight Male Mother Raised Sister Six I Was Raised

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There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

~Alan King

Topics: Anymore Believe Nobody Trust

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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

~Alan King

Topics: Bed Eating Favorite Out Saturday Spend Sports Tv Watching Way

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I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

~Alan King

Topics: About Caring Chops Cook Eat First Food Her Kitchen Know Lamb Learned Long Marriage Mind Month More Nights Not Caring Our Over Row Self-Defense She Then Took Used Want Wife I Can

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When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.

~Alan King

Topics: Away Back Books Comic Comic Books Kid Send Those Used Ventriloquist

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 26th, 1927

Died: May 9th, 2004

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