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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

~Alan Coren

Topics: Both Chocolate Clock Cuckoo Give Invented Melt National Order Products Remember Since Snow Solely Solid Something Tourists

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

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Topics: After Choosing Consists Democracy Dictators Hear Think Want You Your

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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

~Alan Coren

Topics: Accidents Act Cannot God Happen Insurance Likely Means Most Policies Roughly Which You

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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

~Alan Coren

Topics: Fool Foolproof Items Keep Manufacturers Payroll Sometimes Test Things Two Wonder I Wonder

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

~Alan Coren

Topics: Corner Interesting More Our People Room Should Standing Television Than Were

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Writer

Born: June 27th, 1938

Died: October 18th, 2007

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