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You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: Amazing Amusing Cents Definitely Dynamite Funny Funny Stuff Goes Lot Movie Napoleon Paying Samurai Shopping Stuff Sword Thrift You

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A lot of Latinos are like me: third generation, English speaking.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: English Generation Latinos Like Lot Me Speaking Third

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I'm delighted to carry on in the tradition of the great reporters like Edward R. Murrow, Ernie Pyle, and Geraldo Rivera to probe vitally important issues of the day, starting with whether I'm Hispanic or Latino.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: Carry Day Delighted Edward Great Hispanic Important Issues Latino Like Probe Reporters Starting Tradition Vitally Whether

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I've always been 'ethnic friend,' without any serious moments, all jokes.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: Always Any Been Ethnic Friend Jokes Moments Serious Without

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I think any husband knows when to stand down when it comes to domestic disputes. After 13 years of marriage, I even think I may have it figured out.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: After Any Disputes Domestic Down Even Figured Husband Knows Marriage May Out Stand Think Years I Think

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People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: About Boy Business Comedy Daily Daily Show Got Me Only People Reality See Show Standup

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I was a corporate hatchet man, and it's impossible for me to turn that off. It's this curse when I walk into businesses: 'That needs to be fixed, that needs to be fixed.'

~Al Madrigal

Topics: Businesses Corporate Curse Fixed Impossible Man Me Needs Off Turn Walk

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I was well-dressed and good at firing people because I really did care. I cared about giving them the opportunity to talk through the situation and was always sincere. I would explain that 'This was a bad match,' and they were probably meant to do other things if they weren't giving their all to this, which paid $10 a hour.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: About Always Bad Because Care Cared Did Explain Firing Giving Good Hour Match Meant Opportunity Other Paid People Really Sincere Situation Talk Them Things Through Were Which Would

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I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: Around Before Chair Get Got Greet Guy Him His Kind Makes May Office Once Own Person Quit Serious Smile Thing Things Those Thousand Trouble Upset Weird Why Would You I Quit

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I love doing a show that makes no mention of ethnicity.

~Al Madrigal

Topics: Doing Ethnicity Love Makes Mention Show I Love

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 4th, 1971

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