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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

~Charlie Sheen

Topics: About Deal Door Future Gag Going Got Just Like Live Myself Order Past Point Present Put Slam Some Talking Terms Used Want

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I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

~David Mamet

Topics: About Ask Gag Guy Politics Writer

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I am kind of a freak of nature who has loose joints, and I was able to put my legs behind my head, and it looked weird to people when I was a kid, so I kept doing it. It's a great party gag.

~Doug Jones

Topics: Able Am Behind Doing Freak Gag Great Head Joints Kept Kid Kind Legs Looked Loose Nature Party People Put Weird Who I Am

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A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for plot, and I'm primarily a plot guy.

~Doug Tennapel

Topics: Bad Day Focus Gag Great Guy Laughs Means Need Page Plot Primarily

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