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If I was at school and one of my friends said something funny, I'd write it down in a notebook and take it to the writers meetings. I never told my friends about it. I just thought I could incorporate stuff that was true to life.

~Daniel Kaluuya

Topics: About Could Down Friends Funny Incorporate Just Life Meetings Never Notebook Said School Something Stuff Take Thought True Write Writers

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The people running Silicon Valley are not making the show because they want to do a satire of Silicon Valley. They are just comedy writers, and they want to make a funny show.

~Daniel Lyons

Topics: Because Comedy Funny Just Make Making People Running Satire Show Silicon Silicon Valley Valley Want Writers

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I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.

~Daniel Radcliffe

Topics: Actor Before Far Films Funny Funny Thing Go Got Long Long Way Mean Quite Replace Seen Thing Think Way I Think

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Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them.

~Daniel Radcliffe

Topics: About Better Board Boards Classic Covers Example Find Funny Hate Horrible Ironing Modern Modern Society Mundane Society Something Them Things Want Word

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I decided I'd try my hand as a stand-up comedian, as I loved making people laugh, and appeared at the Latitude Festival, won the 2007 Laughing Horse New Act of the Year, and was a nominee for winner of the 2007 So You Think You're Funny competition.

~Daniel Rigby

Topics: Act Appeared Comedian Competition Decided Festival Funny Hand Horse Latitude Laugh Laughing Loved Making New Nominee People Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedian Think Try Winner Won Year You

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I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Cold Dump Find Funny Girlfriend Immature Know Maybe She Shower Still Water

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It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Aids Cross Fun Funny Haiti Hollywood Like Line Looks Make One Thing Some The One Thing Thing You

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I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

~Daniel Tosh

Topics: Away Everything Find Funny Get Good Jokes Kind Know Person Say Some Some Things Spirit Them Things Those Try Why

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I grew up watching horror films from a very young age. My sister was never able to watch scary movies; I don't think she'll ever watch mine because she's just so bad at it. Its funny because I'm the complete opposite: I love to be scared. I love to have that fear before you go to bed, and you're like, 'Oh my God, please, nothing come out.'

~Daniel Zovatto

Topics: Able Age Bad Because Bed Before Come Complete Complete Opposite Ever Fear Films Funny Go God Grew Horror Horror Films Just Like Love Mine Movies Never Nothing Oh Oh My God Opposite Out Please Scared Scary Scary Movies She Sister Think Up Very Watch Watching You Young Young Age I Love

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I'd love to do a really juicy drama that's just really real. On the comedy side, I'd love to do something like '21 Jump Street.' I cannot stop watching that movie. Really funny, really extreme comedies are definitely my favorite.

~Daniela Bobadilla

Topics: Cannot Comedies Comedy Definitely Drama Extreme Favorite Funny Juicy Jump Just Like Love Movie Real Really Side Something Stop Street Watching

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