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I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

~Don Rickles

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No, I'm not rich. I had a tax problem in this country, curiously enough, and my accountant said the British government was patently wrong in taxing me, and they were, but we couldn't persuade them and it cost me everything I had.

~Donald Sutherland

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I'm pretty much a 9-to-5 kind of guy. I usually get to work about 8 in the morning, and I work until 4 or 5, and sometimes I work on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Pretty much I keep the same hours as an accountant or clerk or whatever.

~Douglas Preston

Topics: About Accountant Clerk Get Guy Hours Keep Kind Morning Mornings Much Pretty Same Saturday Sometimes Sunday Until Whatever Work

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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

~Ed Helms

Topics: Accountant Advice April Bags Corporations Filing Give Given Having Hire Hundreds Month Same Should Tax Taxes Then Trouble You Your

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

~Ellen Degeneres

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When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love.

~Fred Willard

Topics: About Accountant Accountants Doctors Everyone Garbage Love Men Soldiers Thing Think Want Whether Who Without Would You

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A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors - the number of doctors I've seen in L.A. who are Indian is just crazy. So it is a very common thing. Or an accountant! That again is a very, very big thing.

~Freida Pinto

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My parents thought they were getting an accountant and a lawyer. Instead, they ended up with a PR and an actress.

~Gemma Chan

Topics: Accountant Actress Ended Getting Instead Lawyer Parents Thought Up Were

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I'm very aware of my spending, but I'm not very aware of my income. There are certain times when I speak to my accountant, or something will pop up, and I'll be like 'oh' but it's not really a frontrunner in my head.

~Gemma Ward

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While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.

~George Ryan

Topics: Accountant Lawyer Office Pharmacist Professional Public Public Office Served Training While Years

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