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Failure has gone to his head.

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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

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The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

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I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Dramatist

Born: May 19th, 1876

Died: April 3rd, 1933

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