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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Musician

Born: January 3rd, 1909

Died: December 23rd, 2000

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