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There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

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Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

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People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

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Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.

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The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself.

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What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet.

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Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

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I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.

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I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

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I'm as clean as a whistle.

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Type: Actor

Born: May 24th, 1938

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