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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

~Tom Lehrer

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Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

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Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

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I thought about majoring in Math, Chemistry and English, but Math had the fewest requirements, so I went with it. I knew I wanted to teach, and Math was my field, so I studied Math.

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

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There's something mathematically satisfying about music: notes fit together and harmony and all that. And mathematics has to do with abstractions and making connections.

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

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Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Musician

Born: April 9th, 1928

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