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Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare!

~Tim Heidecker

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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

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Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

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I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

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When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.

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I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.

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In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me.

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I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe.

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Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

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Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: February 3rd, 1976

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