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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

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So, do you live around here often?

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At one point he decided enough was enough.

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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

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I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'

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I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

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I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 6th, 1955

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