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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

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Back off or the lizard gets it!

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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

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I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.

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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: April 22nd, 1959

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