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I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

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I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

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I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'

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A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

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I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

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I'm very introspective, and I mostly don't talk to people. I get into a real quiet, meditative place.

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Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

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Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

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Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actress

Born: November 3rd, 1952

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