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In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.

~Ronnie Barker

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In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

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We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: September 25th, 1929

Died: October 3rd, 2005

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