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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.

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President Ford used humor a great deal.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: March 4th, 1927

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