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I have some classes in accounting, but I don't know anything about accounting. I - you know, when my accountant tells me all the things he does, it's a foreign language to me.

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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

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I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

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You're only as good as your last joke, your last show, your last whatever. The confidence is there, but underneath, there is always insecurity.

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If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

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I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 21st, 1957

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