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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

~Quentin Crisp

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Men get laid, but women get screwed.

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The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.

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Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

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I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

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I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Writer

Born: December 25th, 1908

Died: November 21st, 1999

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