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If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.

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If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

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In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

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I'm very happy being big and effeminate.

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My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

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To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

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We celebrities are desperate pigs.

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'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: March 5th, 1955

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