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Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

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Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

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Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

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You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.

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I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

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'Moxie' is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that's nice.

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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

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The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

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Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

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If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: March 5th, 1955

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