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Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

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I owe everything to the army.

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I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

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You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

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I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

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But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

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I do play drums when I'm on tour.

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I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: February 4th, 1915

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