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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know?

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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

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I miss seeing real comics, Shecky Greene and Buddy Hackett, those types. I like straight stand-up, talking about the Olympics and why I feel obligated to watch them. 'Why am I watching archery at 4 in the afternoon?'

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You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not like you're trying to do evil to them.

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I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.

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I just hate plugs. It just doesn't seem entertaining to me. I've never plugged anything in my life on a talk show ever. I understand people use that vehicle. It's just not very entertaining.

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I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Type: Actor

Born: October 17th, 1963

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